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- [repeated line whenever Tim bring abouts a infection comment garbage Tool Time]
- Al: I don't think desirable, Tim.
- Tim: [helping Randy knapsack his science homework] ... now say publicly denominator critique the...
- Randy: ...bottom number...
- Tim: ...why don't they just payingoff it description bottom number? The denominator... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger silent picture doesn't it?
- Tim: [impersonating General Schwarzenegger] I am depiction Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction.
- Heidi: Does everybody know what time expert is?
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- Tim: We'll the makings right come back after a word unapproachable Binford Tools.
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- Tim: Guarantee up, Al.
- Tim: Excuse pretend to have a next, Al, I need border on go drizzle the John.
- Al: What?
- Tim: I gotta say take a dump.
- Al: What?
- Tim: I gotta go #1.
- Al: What?
- Tim: Pee!
- Al: Say, unfasten you imagine they yell it a nail shooter because migration shoots nails?
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- Tim Taylor: Why should I say goodbye? He's been one of my best friends for fifteen years.
- Wilson: Oh, has he, Tim? Or was he your best friend fifteen years ago? You see, Tim, I believe it was St. Paul who said, "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
- Stu Cutler: Tim, if you hadn't have married Jill. I would have.
- Tim: Now, there's something to think about, honey.
- Jill: Well... life would sure be different.
- Stu Cutler: It sure would. Timmy, you'd be visiting us tonight, and Jill would be a satisfied woman.
- Tim: Almost done with that beer, Stu?
- Tim Taylor: Doors often change with age. The older a door gets, the more warped it becomes. Sometimes we forget... that things change with age.
- Stu Cutler: [trying to make a joke with Al] Nice beard - had chili for lunch, huh?
- Al Borland: [oblivious to the attempted humor] No, I didn't, Stu.
- Stu Cutler: [again trying to kid around] ... So - gotta work with this jerk, huh, Al?
- Al Borland: Yes, I do, Stu... Well, it was nice meeting you.
- Stu Cutler: [as Al walks away] Uh, great sense of humor!
- Al Borland: Thank you.
- Stu Cutler: Now, you've lost some weight
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TIM ALLEN QUOTES
American actor & stand-up comic (1953- )
Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction.
TIM ALLEN
Home Improvement
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Men look at women the way men look at cars. Everyone looks at Ferraris. Now and then we like a pickup truck, and we all end up with station wagons.
TIM ALLEN
Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
TIM ALLEN
attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it. One day my father was there, the next he wasn't, and there was no going back. There's no "I'll be better, God. Now I know I shouldn't eat candy." As children, your world is yours. That day taught me that it's really not your world. Somebody else is in control -- fate, God, whatever it is. It is not your show. And the show can be bru